My Favourite Conversation Starters For Meeting Women
How’s it going my friend?
Are you ready?
******************YOU: “Hey, can I ask you something?I’m making dinner for a group of friendstonight – all women – and I can’t decidebetween pasta or fish. What do women prefer?”
HER: “Pasta, women love pasta.”
YOU: “Ok great, now I just need a cook. What time are you free?”
HER: “Hahaha. Sorry, I can’t cook”
YOU: “Can’t cook? Really? Oh, my motherwarned me about women who can’t cook,I probably shouldn’t be talking to you”
HER: “Hahaha. Why not?”
YOU: “Excuse me, which coffee is better, a cappuccino or a latte?”
HER: “Cappuccino”
YOU: “Great. Then I’ll get a latte.”
HER: “What? Haha”
YOU: “Well, you know what they say about women who drink Cappuccino, don’t you?”
HER: “No, what?”
YOU: “I’ll tell you later. My name is Alex”
Well, there are several routes you can take. You could introduce yourself, ask what she’s doing now, and then go into normal conversation (if she’s not busy, why not suggest a walk in the park?)Or you could just relax, let your playful side come out and say whatever pops into your head. I’m serious. Relax and the words will come to you.
And it’s not because I’m funnier, more charismatic, or even better looking than you are.
Funny Stories To Tell Women & Make Them Laugh
I’m about to give you two “funny routines” you
can use to make women laugh in ANY situation.
I’ve used these routines to make literally hundreds
of women giggle and laugh like young school girls.
And I mean ALL types of women.
From college students, to strippers, to lawyers,
to waitresses and even one famous Australian actress
(and no, I’m not revealing who it was, so don’t ask).
These “funny routines” will make 95% of women laugh.
They may, at first, seem ‘silly’ to you. But I encourage
you to go out and try them. You WILL be surprised.
And you ready to learn my two favorite “funny routines?”
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THE “NEW YORK” HANDSHAKE
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This is one of my personal favorites 
(SIDE NOTE: I’ve never been to NYC. And I
don’t know how people from NYC shake hands.
For all I know, new yorkers don’t even shake
hands, but choose to slap each other instead.
Can someone confirm this for me? Thanks)
YOU: (going to shake her hand)
“Have you ever been to New York?”
HER: “No”
YOU: Ok I have a friend from New York, and
she showed me how they shake hands over there.
And it goes something like this …
(Proceed to teach her a funny or ghetto handshake.
It could be one you did with your buddies in High
School or one your kid sister taught you. Either
way, make it a long and ridiculous hand shake).
HER: “Hahah”
YOU: “Apparently, that’s the hand shake you do
if you’re a gangster. Oooh I knew you were a thug!”
So why do I love this hand shake?
Well, there are several reasons. Firstly, it
conveys that I have women in my life (it was
a woman who taught me the hand shake).
And secondly, it demonstrates that I’m a
guy who doesn’t take himself TOO seriously.
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I’M NOT THAT EASY! BUY ME FLOWERS!
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Ok here’s another “funny routine” I love.
(SIDE NOTE: This one is not really a “routine”
per say, but a fantastic way to respond to ANY
woman who shows even the slightest bit of interest
in you. Like touching your arm or complimenting you).
HER: “Hey, I like your jacket”
YOU: “Hey, I’m not that easy okay? You have to buy me
expensive jewlery, prada shoes and roses before I’ll sleep
with you. I’m not a piece of meat, I have feelings too!”
Try saying the above sentence with a pissed off
paris hilton voice. The more dramatic and diva-like
you sound – the more women are going to LAUGH.
In fact, women will think you are HILARIOUS!
Why? Firstly, because you are pretending to be a high-maintainence woman. And secondly, you’re turning the
tables and implying that she was the one hitting on YOU.
Pure comedy gold!
Go out there and give these routines a try. They’ve worked
for me many times and I’m sure they’ll work for you too
Talk Soon,
Alex
PS. If you want to see literally dozens of real-life examples
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5 Types of Openers Women Want You to Use
Starting a conversation with a woman isn’t all that hard. You just need a good opening. Then you can talk to one woman, or a whole group of women. Take your pick.
Opinion
Ask for her opinion. Not something that needs just “yes” or “no”. Something that requires some real talk. Make what your asking something that is light and fun.
Complimentary
Compliment her as a way to open a conversation. Not flattery. Be genuine – notice something she does well and compliment her on that. Or, if you really want to have some fun, compliment a whole group of women at one time. Do a break room compliment. Tell all the women in the room that they’ve made your day just by their presence, and see what kind of reaction you get. Let them have fun and have fun with them.
Dramatic
The dramatic appeals to most women. If you see something going on like a catfight, or a break-up, talk to a group of women you know about the scene. Caution: use this method judiciously. Too many dramatic scenes and you get accused of being a gossip.
Situational
When you see, hear, or even read of an interesting situation, bring it up in conversation with women. Ask for their opinion about the situation, particularly what would they do if they were in that situation. Keep the situations that you bring up humorous or light-hearted. Only bring up more serious situations with women that you know fairly well.
Direct
The last opener is the easiest to do and is actually preferred by a good number of women. Go up to her and say “Hi, my name is ___.” Why is this so effective? Because it’s genuine, honest, and open on your part. Women love an honest man.
Use these openers and see what kind of results you have. You’ll be pleasantly surprised at what you find.
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