Funny Stories To Tell Women & Make Them Laugh

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941I’m about to give you two “funny routines” you
can use to make women laugh in ANY situation.

I’ve used these routines to make literally hundreds
of women giggle and laugh like young school girls.

And I mean ALL types of women.

From college students, to strippers, to lawyers,
to waitresses and even one famous Australian actress
(and no, I’m not revealing who it was, so don’t ask).

These “funny routines” will make 95% of women laugh.
They may, at first, seem ‘silly’ to you. But I encourage
you to go out and try them. You WILL be surprised.

And you ready to learn my two favorite “funny routines?”

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THE “NEW YORK” HANDSHAKE
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This is one of my personal favorites :-)

(SIDE NOTE: I’ve never been to NYC. And I
don’t know how people from NYC shake hands.
For all I know, new yorkers don’t even shake
hands, but choose to slap each other instead.
Can someone confirm this for me? Thanks)

YOU: (going to shake her hand)
“Have you ever been to New York?”

HER: “No”

YOU: Ok I have a friend from New York, and
she showed me how they shake hands over there.
And it goes something like this …

(Proceed to teach her a funny or ghetto handshake.
It could be one you did with your buddies in High
School or one your kid sister taught you. Either
way, make it a long and ridiculous hand shake).

HER: “Hahah”

YOU: “Apparently, that’s the hand shake you do
if you’re a gangster. Oooh I knew you were a thug!”

So why do I love this hand shake?

Well, there are several reasons. Firstly, it
conveys that I have women in my life (it was
a woman who taught me the hand shake).

And secondly, it demonstrates that I’m a
guy who doesn’t take himself TOO seriously.

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I’M NOT THAT EASY! BUY ME FLOWERS!
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Ok here’s another “funny routine” I love.

(SIDE NOTE: This one is not really a “routine”
per say, but a fantastic way to respond to ANY
woman who shows even the slightest bit of interest
in you. Like touching your arm or complimenting you).

HER: “Hey, I like your jacket”

YOU: “Hey, I’m not that easy okay? You have to buy me
expensive jewlery, prada shoes and roses before I’ll sleep
with you. I’m not a piece of meat, I have feelings too!”

Try saying the above sentence with a pissed off
paris hilton voice. The more dramatic and diva-like
you sound – the more women are going to LAUGH.

In fact, women will think you are HILARIOUS!

Why? Firstly, because you are pretending to be a high-maintainence woman. And secondly, you’re turning the
tables and implying that she was the one hitting on YOU.

Pure comedy gold!

Go out there and give these routines a try. They’ve worked
for me many times and I’m sure they’ll work for you too :-)

Talk Soon,
Alex

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Comments

3 Comments on Funny Stories To Tell Women & Make Them Laugh

  1. Lutalo Bryn on Tue, 26th Jun 2012 1:31 pm
  2. send me more.

  3. Anesu Coge Gulaz on Sun, 12th Aug 2012 9:40 pm
  4. Nice

  5. Kalema Nshuti Joshua on Mon, 10th Dec 2012 9:09 pm
  6. I would need 2 shake a hand.

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